EXTRA, EXTRA, GLITTERLUST HUMPS JOHN MAYER!!!

So, um, yea………..Johnny’s been spit shinnin it up lately and usin a lil’ product in his hair, and by golly, HE’S DOIN IT!!!  Here he is at the VH1 Save the Music Foundation Gala.  I mean really, some soap, clean clothes, a visit to Darque Tan and voila, instant man-chic.    Such a beautiful chocolate 2 piece with a lite print woven button down and a smart splash-o-color using a tie with a rosy hue.  Oh yea babeh’.  Let’s not have a relapse Johnny boy.  Now give us FACE!!!

                                   

                        

              

Mmmmm, that smells niiiice

This is just for you my beauties.  The wonderful people over at Estee Lauder have released into the ozone a “jummy” new fragrance, lovingly called “Estee Lauder Private Collection”.  Supposedly, Estee Lauder, for which the company was named, used to give this potion to only her closest friends and now her grand daughter, Aerin, is reviving it in honor of her legendary grandmother.  The nostalgic “Private Collection” 2.5 oz bottle and solid parfum compact are bedecked with semiprecious stones.  Also available are 2.5 and 1 ounce Eau de Parfum bottles and a luxurious tuberose body creme……fashionable huh???  Get it…………NOW!!!

            

Pay Attention Puppets!!!

Well in the wake of  Fashion Week 07′, the powers that be are moving us in a new direction,  the one shoulder dress.  Don’t get me wrong or anything, it’s “haute”, I mean so hot,  but I just know that whatever the fashion god’s want, their will shall be done.   So get with the program my fash-no-philes and bow down……….I say bow down.

One of my fav designers, Proenza Schouller, with a belted black one-sy

Twinkle’s criss cross satine mesh one-sy with some mod peek-aboo booties

Even my #1 pick for “women I’d like to stalk” Beyonce, is on board with this beautiful powder gray, sequined gown with a delicate sash that crosses the shoulder, which I believe makes it a what class…………yeeess,  a one-sy…a 1st class one-sy.  I’m sure this was designed by Mommy Knowles.

“Haute” Tunes: JT and the whhh-ite suit

I will now defy the powers that be and post Justin Timbly-flakes video for Lovestoned.  Why am I posting this???  Becuz…………..I like wearin’ the whhh-ite and I’m tired of people tellin me that I don’t have the right to wear the white pants and when here he is wearin’ the whhh-ite. And don’t tell me none of that crap like,  “oh no, no no,  he’s actually wearin’ a white suit”.  WHITE IS WHITE!!! 

Justin Timberlake – Lovestoned

Zefron gives serious face…DO IT ZEF!!!

I have a confession to make my fash-no-files.   I really enjoy “High School Musical” ……..okay okay,  I’m morbidly obsessed almost to the point of needing to be institutionalized and observed in a lab by 40 year old virgin nerds.  I mean, honestly……I’m 25.  So with that bein’ said,  I had to highlight Zac Efron.  Whoever his stylist is needs a raise.  There’s so much man-chic goin on in these pics that I’m gonna EXCUSE ‘them raggedy’ Jesus sandals.

                                               

                                  

                                               

Here’s Zef with the bodacious and thickums honey dip, Nicky Blonsky in a glossy chocolate brown polka dot dress with some sweet peek-a-boo open toe heels, oh God I wish they would make some babies 2gether.

                                                                                                            

Fashion Week NYC is here!!!!!!!!!!! Ooh yea, talk dirty too me!

So my beauteuous fash-no-files,  I know I’m a tad late on the postins’ but get over it, Z’maji’s been busy.  Now I’m gonna post the things that I’M feelin’ so if you want to see the others you need to go to the Fashion Week site yo’self.  When you become the moderator of THE hottest fashion blog online then you can call the shots, but remember, I am THE Fashion Authority, KNOW THIS!!! So I won’t waste time,  let GLITTERLUST begin.  N’Joi chil’drens

J. Mendell’s glam fantasy

                                   

Verrier’s glossy creations

Malandrino’s flirty frocks

DKNY’s “haute” procession

Rodarte’s shimmer and shine

                                

Diane Von Furstenberg and her billowing beauties

                                

Proenza Schouler sassy sheaths

Peter Som

Sari Gueron

Tracy Reese

                                   

Michael Kors

And a little bit-o-man chic

                     Z Zegna                                        Phillip Lim

           Michael Kors                                       Michael Kors

More 2 come but I’m overdosin’ over here.

“Haute” Models: Reminding us why we need Plastic Surgery

Omotara
http://modelmayhem.com/member.php?id=358424

Jason Danza
http://modelmayhem.com/member.php?id=378080

“Haute” Tunes: Yippee!!! A Two-fer

The 1st tune is the tender-lipped yummy, Brandi Carlile with “The Story”.  Of course, the song makes me feel all angsty (that’s not a word) and I want cut myself, but her “haute” little blazer numbers scream of jummy ensembles to come.  It says “I wear lipstick but when you’re not lookin’…………………I’m wearin’ a tool belt and work boots”.  The 2nd is my egg donor, the Be-youn-say (yes……yes I did).  I know its a cliche to have a Beyonce post on a fashion blog, but this video “Upgrade U” is filled with deli-shu-us little frocks made of seemingly sumptuous fabrics, but c’mon multiple costume changes and luxury vehicles…….I couldn’t resist.  More tunes to come.  N’joi.   

Brandi Carlile

Beyonce

“Haute” Ads: Giselle Destroys AAAALLLLLLL!!!

Ah, Giselle, the crowning jewel of modern high fashion. 

 

These are promotional shots for Aquascutum, the legendary fashion house that originally created the raincoat, thats serious.  Their current lines include chic raincoats and sophisticated but edgy suits and pieces for both men and women that I’m sure my fash-no-files will find enticing.

 

 

Go ahead, obey the voice of Glitterlust or she’ll devour your soul…..tee hee.  Now watch Giselle get the bid-niss from some pretty man in a “haute” 3 piece.

……..A MESS!!!: Lauryn’s mistake

You know what?  I don’t care if Lauryn is crazy and she’s threatened to eat her young, her new psychotic style is so friggin ar’some.  I mean theres a lot going on, but come on we’ve seen this kinda heavy layering and especially those earrings in our fave editorials…………. so I guess you’re wondering why then I put her down as………….A MESS!?!?!?   Well, love or not, I gotta draw the line at viper queen drag make-up, we will not uphold such TOM-FOOLERY & BALLY-HOO……….we will not children……….we will not!!!

Puberty Rocks: Shia Lebeouf

And thank God for it. I’m aware that this is totally and completely random, but Shia Lebeouf, my personal hero, and Tinsly-towns new it guy, has totally made a 360 and now is giving other Hollywood leads a run for their cash.

WOW!!! Now thats how you work to get endorsements folks. Of course thats a long way from……..well………….this.

I mean puberty……and y’know sinful groupie fornication is to blame for that new acne free complex-tion and shine-ty new man chic’ness, I’m sure he’s been gettin it on the regular ,  tsk tsk what would “sweet baby Jesus” think???  What an amazing transformation………….. Oooo, transformation, y’know like cuz he was in “Transformers”, I totally didn’t mean to do that but I did………………Don’t judge me.

“Haute” Tunes: Amy Winehouse

My 1st “Haute” tunes post and its Amy Winehouse the fashion rebel……with drags that seem to think “we don’t know”…..mm-hmmm. My one complaint: Amy start runnin stairs or somethin’, them stick thin legs belong to a 3rd world country love.

Oh My Accessory Providin’ Jesus

So…errrr, um, Dolce & Gabana and the metallic demi-corset or metal belt or whatever you want to call it….it is the must have. What’s funny is that the only celeb that I’ve seen wearing this envied piece is Beyonce, I mean Eva….Nicole…..please, get on it!!! Of course the be-u-tea-furl people at D&G have put the price at a measley $8500……….heffa’ say what?!?! Honestly, if you’re one of my fabulous fash-no-files, you will see no problem in spending serious change for a work of art, of course I’m sure that there will be a rise in armed robbery and street walkin’………………I mean we gotta get the money for this friggin thang somehow!!! Now let us partake in GLITTERLUST!!! my body doth shiver.

Oh Giselle, why must you put so many others to shame, O-mi-GOD and of course the woman who is soon to impregnant me with her precious babies………..

*crosses fingers* There’s no place like Beyonce, there’s no place like Beyonce………