Calvin Klein does the fool this season with fabulous new ads that glorify masculine beauty.
1st is the breathtaking adver-mercial for the fragrance ‘MAN’, it sho’ll smell good to me! It features model Garrett Neff in a desert paradise draped in peices from the fall CK line.
2nd is the ad campaign for his comfy new line of men’s skivies, Steel. It marks the 25th anniversary of Calvin Klein underwear and brings Oscar nominee, Djimon Hounsou, back to his roots in fashion. Hopefully this will revive his too short modeling career, black is beautiful babeh!!! Look below to see the beautiful models in CK undies at the actual anniversary party, Calvin…..how naughty!
The most fabulous piece of fine feminine fortitude to ever cross the Atlantic, Monica Bellucci, is on the cover of the November edition of Vanity Fair-Italy. Someone’s been eatin’ their Wheaties! The Italian vixen pouts her way through a breathtaking layout in black nylons and a very lucky white sheet……pose Monica….do it baby. Monica, blonde is your friend, eat your heart out Kate Moss……….you know she’s hungry too.
Patent leather is the “bidniss” this fall and if you don’t know this I’m disappointed in your existence…….so end it…..end it now…………………….JUST KIDDING*cheeze*…….or am I?
Loafer style Christian Louboutin shoe boots(booties) in cobalt with signature red sole
Whether it be a killer shoe, an embossed belt or a ridiculous clutch, designers are offering a candy colored assortment of temptingly tantilizing tasty peices(5 times fast…NOW). Theres something for every fashion obsessed sycophant and yes that means YOU. You know what that Hallmark card saaaays, “If you wanna be somebody, if you wanna go somewhere, you better wake up and……….get down to SAKS and spend that rent cash on some patent leather Christian Louboutin pumps”……….thats how I remember that quote anyway. *wink*
-Z’maji “does SAKS take food stamps?”
Dolce & Gabana patent leather high-tops in black and marigold
Cannage patent bootie with brass hardware by Dior
Paul Smith patent leather rabbit sneakers
Dolce & Gabana patent leather billfold wallet with antiqued silver logo
The mirrored B. Fendi patent leather large satchel
Versace extra large frame bag with polished metal hardware and chain link straps
Patent leather corset belt by Alexander Mcqueen, my favorite, mm-mm-good!
Oh yea babeh!!! It’s Kylie. Back and healthy as a horse……..a sex-zy bedazzled horse, with a couture side saddle and matching bridle. The showgirl mounts a baby grand, oozing Marilyn Monroe, in a black knee length dress with strategically placed slits that reveal a shiny gold leotard, JAZZ HANDS PEOPLE. Later, she struts head on into the camera in a futuristic catsuit and shakes her bon bon………..I guess thats what happens when you beat terminal illness, you come out hotter than when you went in. Go Kylie!!!
-Z’maji ”she ‘make’ me feel juicy…….on the inside part”
Bleach Blonde never looked more top drawer(mu-ha-ha) than the November issue of I-D magazine with Katey and her naughty blonde ambition. The spread has her draped in her own “TopShop” designs and towering stilts in what appears to be a hotel room defiled by wild, cocaine soaked relations……..how classy….how filthy gorgeous. She discusses her life, career, and break up with Pete Doherty, somebody praise Jesus for her deliverance, whew. All I want to see ol’ girl do is give face and pose. Bleached blondes have more fun than real blondes anyway. Give it to us Kate.
Feast your unworthy vision on this fresh faced, high-fashion wonder destined for greatness. Zach Burns is the type of male model scouts search for with relentless determination. He breaths life into the simplest photo yet still captures a strong yet quiet grace. His work is astoundingly captivating and refreshing. You can also follow along with him on his personal blog and witness his determination and drive for excellence. I see an artist on the rise.
James Franco busts open a sack of man-pretty for the cover of Vogue Paris Hommes International, which dubs him the new James Dean. I mean I definately can see some “Rebel Without a Cause” happening on the cover. Watch ol’ Franco do the ciggie smokin’, Boulevard strollin, club hoppin’ Hollywood kid bit…..so “Haute”. See James smoke, see James stroll, see James target the Hollywood elite in the crosshairs of his high power terrorist riffle…..how chic…….what fun.
Oh yea babeh, Ms. Amerie doin’ what she does best, workin’ it out in dangerously high stilts, somebody bless GOD! Check out her black leather zip boots with the peculiar heel, her signature, which brings to mind her pink satine lace ups from the ”One Thing” video. Now watch her work them legs………and booty hop on a stool, I’m sure sweet Jesus is pleased.
David Gandy is a spectacular talent. He is one of the new wave of male models that are breathing life and art into some of todays most cutting edge adver-torials and exclusive high fashion runways. This is a brief but charming feature of him from one of my favorite male fashion mags, V-Man, I give props when due. Male Supermodel INDEED!!!
And just for those that really care, the proof is in the puddin’……
Yes my fellow fashno-philes, Fashion Week L.A. has come upon us like a thief in the night, a thief dressed in finely crafted couture, mm-hmm thats ‘me’ kinda criminal. I am so excited becuz I kinda dropped the ball on Fashon Week New York, I was havin’ issues, but hold on to your naughty high-priced knickers, it’s time for some catwalk stompin’. Oooo yea baby, talk dirty too me!!!
Chic cowboy Traver Rains and the ever glam-boy Richie Rich continue what I call, “Life Size Barbie Couture”, with their wild take on Americana.
Kevan Hall showcased beautifully bright gowns with spellbinding African prints and showstopping metallic colors.
Coco Johnsen’s frilly frocks were bedecked with chiffon and sumptuous metallic fabrics, with French lace, ribbons and playful ruffles.
Joseph Domingo served up polished glitz with a collection of pristine white and soft pinks, off set by gold and fringe accents.
Ecoganik resurrects the flower child with simple hippie chic mini dresses, blousy tube tops, and flowing pallazo pants in sweet pale hues.
Randolph Duke’s jungle inspired collection, Glamorganic. Covered in shimmering palm fronds, this mini-dress is definately my favorite frock so far.
Stay tuned for more tasty treats from Fashion Week L.A…….I’m on it babeh!!!
You’re in for a real treat my tasty beauties. Todays “Haute” Tune is from the fashion mavens ‘Goldfrapp’ called “Let It Take You”, the video however is just a fan video by a really talented guy named “jimbawb” ( yee haaaaa) on YOUTUBE. 1st of all, I am a psychotic fiend for Goldfrapp(touch me)2ndly this video isn’t even the official one and its better than anything I’ve ever seen out there. It make’ me feel all tingly and d’lishuous inside…..deeeep in my tummy…….so…….Just let it take you…..
P.S. Get thee to YOUTUBE and check out more of GoldFrapp and good ole’ “jimbawb”
In honor of my hero or rather my heroine (thats woman hero, not evil syringe candy) Kristopher Dukes, I shall now proceed to post my 1st goodies showcase. As a responsible fashno-phile, I have an obligation to show you all, my beauties, the D’Lishuous “HAUTE” goodies available for your purchas’ment……and of course that is not a real word in the Queen’s English………..God save her……………the Queen…..
For the “haute” divas, I’ve found a beautiful Oxford platform pump in a sumptuous charcoal, mm-hmmm yes, who knew that charcoal would ever be so friggin ‘jummy’. That’s 4″ of heel baby to stomp all over the men-folk. I just hope you have the girl-ballz like Ms. Kristopher Dukes to pull it off………..tee hee, girl-ballz……that’s funny
And I’m no douche baggie that would forget the fellas, so since I hate clashing labels (sorry you label whores) I have a manly white loafer by who…..oh yes, Mr. Marc Jacobs. I love these shoes becuz they can be dressed up or down and they go with any and everything. I suggest every man get one…….in every color. Do This……NOW
Kerry Washington was a vision of Sugary Brown D’lisuousity(that’s not a word) showin off some sweet thigh meat at the recent VH1 Hip-Hop Honors event. I would have done a red carpet recap buuuut most everybody else looked “A GOOD OLE’ STANKY MESS”.
However my girl Kerry never seems to disappoint and continues to prove that she is a true red carpet stunner. This is such a smart choice of mix & match with her subdued hair & makeup lending the perfect touch to let the outfit standout.
Ladies always remember if you’re wearing a busy or crazy ensemble, hair and makeup cannot be over the top. Choose one or the other lest you look like some little girl playing in mommy’s closet. Don’t be afraid to clash a few colors, it’ll be alright…….of course you’d better do it as well as Ms. Kerry here or I shall mercilessly insult you until you’re collapsed in a corner in the fetal position………but hey, no pressure *cheeeeeze*
