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Entries from November 2007

HAUTE Designers: Sell yo’ mama for a Dolce&Gabbana wardrobe

November 28, 2007 · 2 Comments

If it wouldn’t blaspheme God almighty,  I think that I would worship at the throne of D&G.  I have been obsessed with this fashion house since I was 13 when I saw a pair of their leopard print jeans(don’t judge me) that I lusted for with sinful fervor. Every year I’m excited to see what they’ve put into play.  Even tho’ I’m no label whore,  I still have my favorite major designers and D&G excites me beyond understanding,  it’s really quite pitiful, mm-hmm………………………………………..I’m seekin professional help, pray for me.  Check their SS-08′ show at Milan fashion week.  The models is just ”sick-nin”             

 -Z’maji, “Yeah, Uhhh…….my mother…..isn’t…really….heeere……..right now”

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Categories: Bring It To The Runway! · HAUTE designers

HAUTE Designers: Rami Kashou Storms Fashiondom

November 27, 2007 · 2 Comments

 With a stint in the 15 minute fame lane for being on Project Runway, a new Ready-To-Wear line for Spring/Summer 08′, and A list clients such as Jessica Alba, Fergie & Tyra Banks, Rami Kashou is KIL-LING-IT!  What’s funny is, he’s actually been producing his own line since 2001, but Project Runway has pushed him to the forefront. His peices are classically sophisticated and glamourus with unconventional twists, it makes for beautiful shapes that are unparalleled. I believe the key to his genius is his grasp of drapping the female body, no one drapes high quality fabric like Rami Kashou. He’s quickly becoming the new giant in fashion. Now drool puppets……DROOL I SAY!!!

-Z’maji, “Yes I spent the rent money on a Rami Kashou original”                                   

                                 Couture Remi Kashou gowns

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                           From the Spring/Summer 08′ collection

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                                  Ready-To-Wear Goodies from the 07′ collection

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Get more Rami at:  www.ramikashou.com

Categories: Goodiez, I Wantz It! · HAUTE Style · HAUTE designers

HAUTE Style: Listen To Your Mommy, Wear Your Galoshes

November 26, 2007 · Leave a Comment

                                  Rubber rain boots by Victoria Secret

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It rained bloody murder here in Houston all weekend,  talk about a “HEAVY FLOW DAY”, honestly!  To protect those perfectly pedicured tootsies, get yourself a pair of All-Weather boots.  They’re a fun and cute solution on those D’lishuous cold fall rainy days.  I mean you can’t risk water damaging your ‘Louboutins’.  So just grab a simple black umbrella(ella-ella-eh-eh-eh), a pair of waterproof boots, hit the boulevard and tell mother nature to suck it!  You’re still Haute!!!

 -Z’maji, “Raindrops keep fallin on my head……..God I hate that song”

                        Chooka ‘Sailor City’ rain boot from www.piperlime.com

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                                                 RAIN BOOTS FROM NEIMANNS

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                                                               Kate Spade

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                                                     Burberry Novacheck

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                                                       Burberry Knit Cuff

                  

Categories: HAUTE Style · HAUTE finds

…A MESS!!! – Oprah’s Gone Blind

November 26, 2007 · 2 Comments

Somebody at the Oprah show needs to be terminated and I don’t mean ‘lose their job’, I mean ‘homicided’ by Arnold’s alter ego The Terminator.  This horrid two peice that consists of a turtleneck and sailor pants, of a modal and spandex blend by Rachel Pally somehow found its way onto Oprah’s lust-worthy Favorite Things list this year.  My gag reflex is in overdrive just writing about this, in a minute I’m going to have to induce vomiting just for relief.  I’m sure there will be quite a bit of re-gifting and Ebay postings for these.  Horrible Grandmother……….Horrible!!!

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 -Z’maji, “I hope Oprah doesn’t send her flying monkeys to kill me”

Categories: .....A MESS!!!

HAUTE Tunes: Roisin Murphy Is Psycho & Boy Does It Turn Me On!

November 23, 2007 · 1 Comment

                                              Roisin Murphy – Let Me Know

No one turns out quaint British family eateries like Roisin.  Watch her storm into a cafe in silver demi boots, draped in retro chic(and an ’old skool’ clear slicker) and freak a booth for 4 with her carefree sex kitten antics,  “Madame are you going to order anything or just terrorize our patrons?” Check her weilding that sparkler, bad girl!  Good shoes.

-Z’maji, “I’m sorry,  I thought you said Roisin…………oh you did???”

Categories: HAUTE Couture · HAUTE Tunez

HAUTE Shotz: Andrew Burmeister Is A Peeping Tom, God Bless Him

November 21, 2007 · 3 Comments

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V Man Magazine is featuring a really awesome portfolio of Andrew Burmeisters work of candid backstage photos at the 2008 spring/summer fashion shows. I’ve become someone who is intrigued by photographers and their point of view. It really is amazing how you go from looking at just a picture to recognizing different photographic artists personal style in picture taking.  The shots are beautiful to me because I’m facinated by random and real, actual life. Maybe it’s also because of the high regard in which we hold models. I hope you all can enjoy them too.

-Z’maji, “Always wash thoroughly when preparing to model underthangs”

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Categories: HAUTE Shotz & Photog Log · Modelz

HAUTE Tunes: Spice Girl Cougars Turn Me On!!!

November 21, 2007 · Leave a Comment

The Spice Girls have returned older and hotter than ever.  I mean it’s not like they are  ’gummin’ apple sauce or prunes but I mean I was a preteen when they were last hot.  I’m excited, hot older women rockin’ high-fashion duds and writhing around in a trashy loft apartment just does something for me…..anybody???

Spice Girls – Headlines

Z’maji, “Could the movie Spice World 08′ be far behind? Oh please God let it be”

Categories: Becks & Iddy Biddy Spice · Cougarz · HAUTE Tunez

HAUTE Goodies: Purple, It’s Not Just For Pedophiliac Dinosaurs

November 21, 2007 · Leave a Comment

Purple is IN my beautiful fashnophiles and even though I don’t want to admit it,  I think “Barney” had something to do with it.   Of course that makes me want to break out my high-powered rifle and go hunt me some singing, dancing dinosaur.  I ‘keed’ of course, about Barney, but about the purple….come and get it kids.  Designers have prepared an array of enviable peices in lilac, plum, lavender, aubergine, amethyst…..the richest shades of purple.  Please don’t drool on the computer, it’s rude.

Fendi Perspex logo cuff

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Christian Louboutin Shoe Boots (Booties)

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Iris hoodie in a Silk/Cashmere blend by Adam Lippes

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Matthew Williamson violet mini-dress

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Plum colored Oochi print trim dress with pouf sleeves by Emilio Pucci

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Roberto Cavalli violet patent leather clutch

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Rolando suede platform pumps by Christian Louboutin

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Get thee to www.net-a-porter.com and www.bluefly.com for these goodies

Categories: Get HAUTE · Goodiez, I Wantz It!

HAUTE Tunes: Mary J. Blige is “Just Fine” …..INDEED!!!

November 6, 2007 · 1 Comment

Sweet Mary Jane is back in all her ghetto fab majer’sty, BOW DOWN GIRRLLS!!! This vid is pure unadulterated visual satisfaxtion of sparkle and lights, there’s even a Michael Jackson tribute in a Plum colored crush velvet suit. Watch MJB unleash a full fleged overload of chic dresses, pantsuits, jumpers, and a pristine white mini-dress topped off with a hood and white knee-high boots. White after Labor Day?!?! <<<GASP>>> Mary, Mary, Mary…….you naughty former hood rat turned fabulous fashion icon & Queen of Hip-Hop Soul you! *cheeze*

-Z’maji, “MJB make pressure rize in my lowers”

Categories: HAUTE Style · HAUTE Tunez · HAUTE mama · Ms. Mary J Blige

HAUTE Shotz: Photog Royalty Richard Prince, BOW DOWN I SAY!

November 6, 2007 · Leave a Comment

   10m2.jpg                          Mrs. Brad Pitt ‘CommonLaw’ and her tasty phat soupcoolers are featured on “W” magazine’s November edition, which they’ve dubbed, “The Art Issue”.  It is 1 of 9 covers by the in-demand art photog Richard Prince.  He is currently the subject of an intriguing retrospective at the Guggenheim Museum, Oooooooooooooo!  The covers include other famous starlets that Mr. Prince has papparazzied such as a disheveled Britney Spears, Lindsey Lohan in her former intoxicated glory, and angelic faced Katie Holmes-Cruise, before Tommy filled her full of precious Scientology aliens……how sweet.  Other interesting features are “Beyond Tomorrow” a piece on 5 up & coming international artists and an article on the impressive art collection of super designer Marc Jacobs.

 -Z’maji, “Scientology…..100% high-grade pork, NO fillers”

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Categories: HAUTE Shotz & Photog Log · Media Smedia/Nazi Paparazzi

HAUTE: WMA’s few goodies & I mean FEW

November 6, 2007 · Leave a Comment

Well,  this years World Music Awards had a few ensembles worth mentioning,  but just like most award shows, the celebrities didn’t give a flyin flip.  I think I even saw Akon off on the side drooling and havin a little cat ‘nappage’.  Anyhoosits, check out Ciara’s sexy unconvential style and Rihanna’s classic glamour-lishous-ness…..my grammar skills are a disaster, forgive me.

 -Z’maji, “More leg please….and put some cheese on it”

Ciara:

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Rihanna

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Pictures courtesy of brownsista.com

Categories: Ciara · HAUTE Style · Red Carpet · Rihanna

“Haute” Man: Dirty Details from Jonathan Rhys Meyers, how vulgar!

November 2, 2007 · Leave a Comment

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Jonny does his best Beyonce impersonation on the cover of Details this month.  Bevel girl!!! Do it ‘chile’ !!! It’s a great shoot for him, but Jonny always looks this good.  So good that you want to give yourself a chemical peel with acid for not lookin this beautiful  …………….Rhinoplasty Anyone???

-Z’maji,  “Yum, sweet nicotine of death!”

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Categories: Jonathan Rhys Meyers · Magerzine · Man-Diva Ovahness