HAUTE: AMA’s proved that celebrities get dressed in the dark

Sweet Masterful Christ!!!

WHAT THE BLOODY TAMPON ‘HAIL’ IS GOIN ON.  I don’t usually do the whole swiping photos from credible photograph sites such as WIREIMAGE but the fashion was so bad at this award show,  I just don’t care.  Death to celebrity stylists…….

WoooooooooooooW,  a gold, hip hugging, low cut, mermaid dress, never seen that before Beyonce.  Don’t get me wrong I’d still hump your leg, but can you try somethin’ new for those of us that love you.  It’s pretty, it’s just so campy and gay…….please stop.

         

And I see that your sister was attacked by a Belted Rabid Bolt of Chiffon

      

 Um…..Queen……..I love you………..and that’s all I’m gonna say

 

 YOU Miss Lavigne, however, I do not like, therefore I must proclaim that this dress is a classic case of the devil at work,  THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU! 

     

Baby, it’s not even prom season and if it was I would douse that dress with pigs blood like yo’ name was Carrie…………sat down!

    

WHY!!! WHY WOULD YOU WEAR THAT?!?! Its just not flattering…….eat something

  

The token black girl from High School Musical thought it would be a good idea to tear up her mama bed sheets and wear it as a dress…………..AND blue eyeshadow

    

Why is the sweetheart of country music wearing a dress made of dollar store doillies

     

No, No, No Celine.  The only woman allowed in fringe is Tina Turner and she let that go after she stopped letting Ike whoop on that head.

Nicole Sherzaminganinaskercumin’s dress wasn’t so bad, but somebody at Mistic Tan don’t like her……….oompa-loompa-doobidy-do…..

         

Fergalicious was not delicious and I am so through,  I’m goin to pray.

         

-Z’maji, “Why yes Ma’am, your peice of trash dress IS making me nauseous”