Check out Zac gettin his grown man on & givin’ face on the Januar’ity cover of Details mag. The boy wonder discusses everything from his future in film, the “wholesome” image and those gay accusations from Perez Hilton. I personally don’t think he’s a gay, that’s just the curse of bein pretty. Of course I’m totally biased cuz I loooooove Disney Channel and all of it’s squeaky clean stars……..but……that’s healthy for a 25 year old tho’…….right…………..RIGHT? Well whatever the case, good wholesome entertainment with hyper-sexual undertones just does something for me. You know Walt Disney was a freak.
-Z’maji, “Pose for the camera now, CLIK, CLIK!”
Zac Efron – Behind The Scenes: Details magazine shoot
Disclaimer: Pay no mind to the ”he like me, he don’t like me” foolishness at the beginning
……but at least you’ll look like heaven dipped in sparkles. The ever’glam duo Traver Rains and Richie Rich of Heatherette made a guest appearance on my new fav’rit show, “Make Me A Supermodel”. Even though I watch talent competition reality shows, I’m ususally very skeptical of the talent, but I must say that Nikki Taylor & Tyson have found some real gems and having them hit the catwalk in HEATHERETTE!!! That’s more exciting than a Beyonce ”wardrobe malfunction”
The newly dubbed socialite(GAAAHG) and Reggie Bush detainee was recently at the ‘Style Your Slim’ event looking like a peice of ‘CLAWD-HAMERCY’ dipped in ‘THANK YA JESUS’ with a side of ‘HALLE-LUCYAH’. Check out Ray J’s ex-jump off in a lovely silicon hugging grey sweater dress and sueded knee high boots, just screams cash funds don’t it?Just goes to show that it doesn’t matter if someone “stole” a private moment that you and your then boyfriend tapped for “your own personal use”, you still can come out on top………or on bottom or whatever position that you’ll decide to bend yourself into next. Now just because you can’t take career advice from Ms. K, that doesn’t mean you can’t get some style tips from her. Afterall she is a……..a um……….socialite?
Here’s your crack Fashnophiles & Sex and the City psychophants. Kim Catrall and Jason Lewis on the set of the Sex and the City. You know what’s funny, whenever I see either Kim Catrall or Jason Lewis, all I can think about is that episode where he had her hemmed up in her bedroom and kept switching positions on her while they were doin the sloppy bang bang body collide. It was the most sinful, disgusting, shamefully amazing debauchery I’ve ever seen…………….Jesus was not pleased. I don’t really know what’s goin on here, buuuuuuut, I’m so excited…………..and, uh,……….I just can’t hide it.
-Z’maji, “I see London, I see France, I see Samantha’s soiled, promiscuous, maneating, high-priced underpants”
Here’s a gift from Sweet Bubblegum Flavored Jesus:
Official Poster (those shoes better be ‘Louboutins’)
And WHAT – A – MACHINE. Between the Buggati luxury sports car and one of my personal heros, pro-footballer(soccer) and fellow man-diva Christian Ronaldo, this commercial for NikeFootball was almost sensory overload. All they needed was Beyonce and Jessica Biels washing the car in Christian Louboutin stilletos and Versace bikinis and I woulda died and gone to play spades with Jesus in that high-end boutique in the sky.
-Z’maji, “Somebodies been drinkin their Gatoraaaade”
Beyonce rocked the Ariella demi-boot from Christian Louboutin at the Nets game while hammin it up with her Jigga-Boo and Kanyeezy……….4-sheeeeezy. Shhhh, if you listen the boots will say somthing to you, they say, “kick her in the head and take me”. These beauties are from the 2007 Christian Louboutin collection but it’s a haute add to any shoe collection. Plus my sexy Fashnophiles, why should Beyonce have everything. If you can’t have her disgustingly rich man, you can at least have her shoes, can I get a witness?
-Z’maji, “Lace Front Wigs AND Christian Louboutin shoes…………what a woman”
Ariella Demi-Boot by Christian Louboutin
Get Haute Rocker-Chic Foot Game Like Beyonce:
Christian Louboutin patent leather Avedere lace-ups
I love DSquared’s clothes. They fill me with lust and desire and somehow………..I know Jesus isn’t pleased, mm-hmm. Check out the new ad campaign for their 2008 Spring/Summer collection shot by Steven Meisel. It features up and comer Sean O’Pry, you see him whispering in ole girls ear……I hope he brushed and flossed that day. I know who I’ll be blackmailing for a new DSquared 08′ S/S wardrobe, do you?
-Z’maji, “Yea, uh……gimme cash funds or I’m tellin”
No red carpet, no fabulous gowns, no beautifully coifed hair, no flawlessly painted faces, no scrumpziouz exposed clevage bosoms, no old overly botoxed women wearing dresses they know they’re to ancient to wear, no rented sparkling jewelry accompanied by their own burly security guards trained to snap the neck of anyone or thing that gets too close???
What will me and The Gays talk about on Monday???
-Z’maji, “My God, My God……..why have thou forsaken me!!!”
Don’t fight it baby…….relax, just let it happen……..you know you want it. The BOB is taking over and even tho I’m not one to conform to every little thing that beauty and fashion throws to the masses, I gotta say……. it’s kinda turnin me on. The reason why I can really get with this overwhelming trend is because you can get yourself a BOB buuuuuttt, there are soooo many different cuts and color selections that you can still create your own look without compromising you. Your stylist(if he/she/undecided is competent) can give you a cut & color that complements your face and sends your whole look into a new dimension. You don’t have to worry about assaulting some chick at the same event as you because she has the same style……..unless you want to be classy and fight just because.
Heatherette is venturing into make-up and that makes me hotter than a big girl on 2 for 1 days a the Popeye’s. Everyone with a brain knows that Z’maji *hearts* Heatherette. There’s just something so good TO me about their 80’s glam, life size Barbie style. So you can just imagine how excited I am to know that they are venturing into the beauty market. I really believe that the Metropolis Cowboy, Traver Rains & the ever-glam Richie Rich will bring something fresh and exciting…..AND debaucherous to the cosmetics industry. Time to throw away the ‘color by number’ makeup kit…..BEYONCE!………………God I want her.
-Z’maji, “Sparkles Kill!…………at least you’ll be pretty”
Belgian born Raf Simons is the current designer that is on my radar. He’s an eccentric artist that refuses to be photographed and was one of the first designers in the 90’s to begin to cultivate a slimmer, more delicate silouette for menswear. I was excited by his S/S 08′ collection because of the breezy, unconventional peices that he drapped on the male models. The phrase, “fashion is art,” rings so true with Raf Simons
The other thing I really enjoyed was the multi-colored boots and flats he presented that mirrored the Balenciaga multi-colored heels that Beyonce wore to the American Music
Awards in 07′. Just Crazy! And I know not every body will like it but it’s my blog and you know me Fashnophiles, I love crazy!
Didn’t pregnant women used to sit at home in their moo-moos, eating away and packin on pounds of grease with swollen k’ankles and tender, irritated breasts. So what in the name of Popeyes Crispy Chicken and Scrumpziouz Biskeets is this vision of hefty perfection that is Halle Berry. Some barren women don’t even look THIS good (apologies to the barren)
-Z’maji, “Is it sick to say that she makes me hotter preggers?………anybody……….no?
Janet’s back and this time she’s fully covered, making it totally about the music and dancing and NOT about her breast bein forced up under her neck by a brassiere of death OR fallin out of her costume in a “wardrobe malfunction” . The clip opens with ‘J’ in a killer black cat suit, followed by a red jumper and sexy patent leather boots. Now, don’t get me wrong, Ms. Jackson If You Nasty is scrumpziouz but I was getting tired of feeling like she was trying to prove to us that she is still sexy. C’mooooon Janet, that’s like Britney trying to prove that she’s not one valium short of a pain killer cocktail, we already know baby cakes.
-Z’maji, “tee hee, that Britney joke was funny” *breaks out crucifix to pray for Britney*
I’ve combed the web for you my devoted Fashnophiles to find the sweetest Tennies for your perfectly pedi-ed tootsies………and even if your feet look like dead rotten appendages from a horror flick you still can be down. I believe in having 2 nice pair of sneakers, 1 in white and 1 in black, then after that, do tha fool and FREAKUM. There are so many options, so many colors & styles becuz companies are competing for the attention of shoe fiends and foot fetish degenerates everywhere. Your wardrobe ain’t right until you add a few pair of wildly colored, obscene ”kickz”. THUS SAITH Z’MAJI….
-Z’maji, “Do as I say or a kitty will die”
Dolce Vita by Timberland (dolls)
Reebok Freestyle Mid Tokyo (dolls)
14k Muska Skytop by Supra (divos)
Harajuku Lovers ‘Rainbow Frank Kogal-Fold Tex’ (dolls)
….And it’s not becuz gramps wants his prune cobbler and Ensure. Mr. Blackwells annual Worst Dressed Women of 07′ list is out and he is not pleased……NOT pleased! What’s funny is Posh is number one on his list when she always seems to be held in a high regard as far as fashion goes. I don’t know, I kinda like ‘Stick Figure Spice’. Mr. Blackwell was quoted as saying, “In one skinny mini-monstrosity after another, pouty Posh sure can wreck em”. Ouch, someone’s cranky and needs a diaper change huh? Some of his picks for best dressed are Beyonce, Helen Mirren and Katie Holmes. (Source)
-Z’maji, “No worries Posh, how many more years can that old queen’s pace maker have?”
#3 – Ashley Olsen, looking a soggy malnurished mess
Tim, I miss Aaliyah too but C’mooooonnn, this is just torture. Timbaland needs a coke and a smile cuz this is the saddest song he’s done in like ever but it hurt’s me sooooo good. I’m loggin off so I can go overeat till I pass out and cry into my pillow over lost love & unfortunate late night creeps………….I was livin foul back in the day, don’t judge me. G’day.
-Z’maji, “Mmmm, the tears of the Suffering taste like Skittles………so good TO me”
SPANX BE DAMNED! The Oscar/Golden Globe/NAACP Image/ S.A.G./—*whew*—B.E.T./Bafta and a crap load of others award winner Jennifer Hudson was a thick-n-d’lishuous vision on the red carpet on New Years Eve. Her arrival outfit was a pristine white lingerie-like dress with a matching satine blazer but her performance gown was a curve fondlin’ floor length with an off the shoulder pluuuuuuuuuuuunging neck line in blazing red. This is a great example of real women with real curves creating a look that is sexy but styled for they’re body type at the same time. ALRIGHT for the big sexy girls that flaunt womanly curves of meat!!! YUM
-Z’maji, “Silly girrrrrl, are you hiding midgets in your bra………………….again?”
If you’re reading this you have obviously survived the night. Your dignity, however is another story, ain’t it? I’m sure it died a horrible death in the backseat of someones odd colored El Camino……….I have so much faith in you don’t I??? Regardless of last evenings shannanigans, it’s a New Year, a fresh start. Time to redefine your style and splurge on that thing you’ve been wanting to add to your collection. Time to broaden your horizons and try ON something new. So shake off the remnants of yester-year and forge ahead. 2008 is full of fabulous possibilities, go get em’ tiger!!!
-Z’maji, “Happy NYE 08′ you fashion obsessed heathenistic couture addicted sicophants”
