HAUTE Style: Kim Kardashian – Beyond Cheap Porn

 

The newly dubbed socialite(GAAAHG) and Reggie Bush detainee was recently at the ‘Style Your Slim’ event looking like a peice of ‘CLAWD-HAMERCY’ dipped in ‘THANK YA JESUS’ with a side of ‘HALLE-LUCYAH’.  Check out Ray J’s ex-jump off in a lovely silicon hugging grey sweater dress and sueded knee high boots,  just screams cash funds don’t it?Just goes to show that it doesn’t matter if someone “stole” a private moment that you and your then boyfriend tapped for “your own personal use”,  you still can come out on top………or on bottom or whatever position that you’ll decide to bend yourself into next.  Now just because you can’t take career advice from Ms. K, that doesn’t mean you can’t get some style tips from her.  Afterall she is a……..a um……….socialite?

-Z’maji, “Say YES to silicon buns of jelly”

Get HAUTE Like Kim:

Rebecca Taylor mini tunic

‘Juicy Couture’ Juicy Pearl Bow Hoops

Pedro Garcia ‘Xaide’ Boot in Suede

Knee-High by Zulli

Roberto Cavalli Velvet Pochette (raised floral embellishment)

Alice & Olivia Sequined Sweater Dress