Oooo sweet Cosmopolitan with a lemon twist flavored Jesus, this is sooooo wrong. This is wronger(not a real word) than Aretha Franklin in thong underwear and fishnets. Fashion Icon and “Worlds Most Un-Sexy Woman” Sarah Jessica Parker, has been immortalized in cheap plastic as a blow up doll lovingly named, ‘Sarah Jessica Porkher’. I don’t know what’s worse, the fact that they made it or that the box says she has ‘3 fabulous love holes’………*squints & loads gun*. Somebody’s surely gonna be gang raped in fashion hell for this one!
Z’maji, “I smell lawsuits and STD’s”
5 responses so far ↓
chocl8t // April 14, 2008 at 11:13 pm
BWAAA HAAAA HAAAA!!
Z…ya gotta admit it tho…it’s funny as hell!!!
Z'maji of HauteBlogXOXO // April 15, 2008 at 3:29 am
NO ITS NOT…………Guffaw-Guffaw-Guffaw-HAAAAA!!! You’re right Chocums’ that is funny….
- Moderator Z’maji
Wanna // April 15, 2008 at 1:05 pm
*chokes as orange juice comes sputtering outo of my nose*
Sex in her Shitty? *dies*
Now THAT is hilarious! That heiffa Sarah is stylishly unattractive, isn’t she.
Q // April 15, 2008 at 6:17 pm
Horseyface never did look better than SJP, indeed
Z'maji of HauteBlogXOXO // April 15, 2008 at 9:19 pm
@ WANNA - yes she is, as much as I love SJP, she looks like the wicked witch of the west, without the green spray tan….I mean she has the nose, the chin AND the WART to go with it
@ Q - Giddyup horsey!
- Moderator Z’maji
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