Well, NY Daily News has named Anna Wintour #1 on it’s Fashion’s 50 most powerful list AS IF any of you were thinking it was Tyra Banks and her lace front wig. I just think with all that power and strength she weilds, couldn’t she threaten some stylist life to give her a new do? I mean that bob is sooooo dead, crows are starting to peck at it, now it’s got the rigormortis. She also needs a personality coach for that cunty, crabcake disposition……….and some nourishment for them brittle bones. How in the British Invasioned Hail did a crumpet poppin’, tea sipper become the ruler in American fashiondom?
There are more dictators and creative oppressive figures…………it’s like a to-do list for a fashion purist with a high powered assassins rifle and free time!
Y’know my friend Chelsea refers to Michelle in passing by saying, “Beyonce, What’s Her Face (Kelly) & No Name (Michelle) and worse than that she calls Solange the “other one” or “the one Daddy forgot”, but NAY I SAY! Both of these young ladies are stepping out as style trendsetters and taking refreshing chances in their music, trying to give the people somethin’ worth looking forward to but they both are stuck in that, “She ain’t Beyonce” zone.
I don’t care what you people think, I love Michelle and Solange. I think more people need to give them a chance and not just becuz they both have a great set of groceries, but becuz they have something great to offer and not just great back-up for Beyonce’s gyratin’ love cakes. So I say if Daddy Knowles allowed them out of the basement to release projects, then by God we should support them so that they can buy back their freedom just like any other self respecting slave. Afterall, isn’t it the Christian way? C’mon………*WWOD* What Would Oprah Do?!
I know one thing both of these girls is servin’ yawl silly DOWN with that $1500 wash and wear premium strand Korean Yaky, Stylin’ on yawl girls like Usain Bolt!
-Z’maji, “I hope Beyonce don’t read this, I don’t remember my Santeria spells to ward off evil Creoles”
The beauty and the magnificence of the mere mortal that would defy the boundaries of human limitations and seize one moment in time. Claiming that moment in history with might and power, ascending into the eschalons of greatness, solidifying their destiny as a champion.
RWD is freaking Time Square with an editorial shoot by Jamie Nelson and styled by the unmistakable signature of Richard Shoyemi. What a flashy and glam layout for a magazine with heavy hip-hop content. It just goes to show, you never know where you’ll find your fix. So many genres are beginning to blend and compliment each other, how promising. I guess thugs enjoy gold lame and oversized BoHo bags just like every other red blooded American male.
-Z’maji, “Now this is an editorial, NOT permission to wear purple lipstick in public” *squint*
Sammy, Sammy, Sue. Sam Sparro is the newest addition to my IMEEM playlist and boy what a find. Riding a freaky line between Soul, New Wave & Electronic Music, Sam got a lil somethin’ to put a rock in your hips AND he’s wearin’ my shoes, The Raf Simons Astronaut Boot. I’ll let him make it since this song is jammin’, but don’t let it happen again. I carry a box cutter and I ain’t bled nobody since last runway season.
-Z’maji, “The shoes or your life Sammy, the shoes or your life”
The haters will slay themselves when they see you in these candy coated kicks by Alejandro Ingelmo. As you high-step it through the crowd you can rest assured that what you’re really stepping on is their self-esteem, leaving foot prints all up and down an already shaky ego. Poor children……..
Solange vs The Supremes – I Decided (Come See About Me)
Uh-oh?! The Supremes done ran up on Solange and took her situation hostage, you don’t want none Sol’Angel. You betta get back here to Texas cuz I heard Ms. Ross don’t play nobody else tryina sing lead………..Ol’ Girl bust heads like UFC! They’ll find yo body in a garment bag strangled with chiffon and stuffed with sequins! I’ve been on a Diana Ross binge lately on YOUTUBE (NO, SERIOUSLY, I NEED AN INTERVENTION YESTERDAY, I’M ABOUT TO START DOIN STRANGE THANGS FOR OLD DIANA PERFORMANCE CLIPS) and I came across this mashup of The Supremes and Solange’s for the latters video ”I Decided” and I love it so much I’m gonna marry it and then divorce it and have it knocked off so I don’t have to pay child support. I just hope don’t nobody catch a Ike Turner skull thrashin’ for this unauthorized creation……….yawl know Solange daddy got mob ties!
So very mad and pissed about it, but apparently Creole McLadyCakes (Beyonce) has an white evil twin, named Beyecky. Yea, Beyecky is sooooo, like totally high fashion & in vogue for like…..sure!That can be the only explanation for this new campaign of smear against black beauty by Loreal. Now I will admit that it seems like Beyonce gets lighter and lighter all the time and I’m sure she’ll soon be transparent,but you can tell me that’s the REAL Beyonce. I might not be splittin’ atoms and assistin’ with space shuttle plans, Lord save the astronauts if’n I was, but I know when peoples is tryin’ to get me with the ‘okka-doke.
Honey, Caramel, Tan, WHYTE!?……..next is TRANSPARENT!
Do you remember when Beyonce was that pretty lil colored girl from Houston Texas (H-Town stand up!) with the speech impediment, walked like a duck and had that sexy excess baby fat? Now she’s the pretty, metropolitan New York socialite that don’t know what chitlins is……….you know what chitlins is lil mama…….and corn bread……and sweet tater pie! I bet if’n I wave a box of Popeyes with red beans & extra grease under her nose, that lil colored girl would truly show her color.
-Z’maji, “Oh my God Beyecky, look at her butt, it is like sooooo big!”
