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A,B,C, or D?!: Oprah

July 6, 2008 · No Comments

The Queen of All Media, Big-Giver and New Age enthusiast Oprah at Nelson Mandela’s 90th berf’day dinner looks like…….

A) Sophia LIVES!!!! (You tole’ Harpo to beat me!?!?)

B) she could win a wet t-shirt by a land slide.

C) thick, luscious, middle aged chocolate thunder poured into a doily.

D) she dressed in the dark cuz Stedman forgot to pay the light bill at the check cashin’ place.

E) no matter what I say about her, she’s still rich and I’m not………YET!  KNOW THIS!

Categories: ABC or D? · Oprah

A,B,C or D?: Tyra Banks ‘Tig Ole Nibbys’

March 30, 2008 · 5 Comments

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Tyra Banks and her Mc’Cleavage at the ANTM awards is lookin…….

A) like a thick & rich scrumpziourz bottle of Mrs. Buttazwurf 

B) the Kool-Aid pitcher mascot went “high-fashion”

C) a sick-chemo-therapeutic mess

D) heavy and stretch mark laden yet still……scrumpziourz

Categories: ABC or D? · Tyra Banks