*This is for my dear homie Slaus from the OHN blog, I know how much you love to see Beckham Ballz
Tee Hee, I keeding.
Becks was on hand in San Francisco for the unveiling of his new ads for Emporio Armani underwear and the reveal of the 50foot poster hanging above Macy’s Union Square. Yea, this is a great idea to hang a picture in the gay capital of the world. I predict car accidents, people crashing into each other on the street and some really zealous Beckham stalker stealing the poster at night and trying to hide it in his apartment. Stop it!
David Gandy, in my opinion, is single handedly resurrecting the ‘Male Supermodel’ title. He’s been gracing the scene for a nice minute and now he’s landed the current campaign for one of the few labels I’d commit terrorists acts for, Dolce & Gabana. Oh the things I’d do for some Dolce! Sweet Jesus himself would drop kick me into the smokey mesquite grill of hell for the things I do for some Dolce. Label whore you say? More like stankin, any kinda way, leg behind the head, double jointed, devil worshipin’, filthy, disgusting, reprobate of a label HOE for Dolce……….don’t make me no offers now!
SIDE-NOTE: I don’t do the terrorist acts, that’s sooo uncute and it’s murder on the complexion!
Anywhoosits, check out Davey in the beautiful new editorials pullin a car heist with two yummy Bonnie’s! The pimp hand is strong in this one Yoda! ‘Dun-dun-duuuuuuunn’
Enjoy the look-books below as you curse the powers that be that won’t give you more cash funds to buy these good stuffs……..hmph, suffer…
Oh to be a red bathing suit huggin’ on Gwen Steffani’s tender parts. I’ve been a Gwen fan since I was 11 years old and she was singin, “I’m walkin in the spider webs/Leave a message and I call you back”……….good times……good times. The Ska princess is actually a legitimate designer now with a high end line, whose runway show was critically acclaimed at Mercedes Benz Fashion Week 07′ in New York. Now check out the new advert for the premiere fragrance named, “L”. The spicy concoction blends Leafy Water Hyacinth, White Freasia, Rose and my favorite Frangipani Blossom among other delicate ingredients. The collection offers the fragrance in 1, 1.7, and 3.4 ounce bottles, along with shower gel, body lotion, and a solid perfume compact. Such a “Sweet Escape”.
Ah, Giselle, the crowning jewel of modern high fashion.
These are promotional shots for Aquascutum, the legendary fashion house that originally created the raincoat, thats serious. Their current lines include chic raincoats and sophisticated but edgy suits and pieces for both men and women that I’m sure my fash-no-files will find enticing.
Go ahead, obey the voice of Glitterlust or she’ll devour your soul…..tee hee. Now watch Giselle get the bid-niss from some pretty man in a “haute” 3 piece.
