My dah’ling alien queen Erykah B, aka: Apples, aka: Annie NoPannies, is the face for Tom Fords luxurious new ’smell good’, White Patchouli. What a d’lushuos surprise to be surfing these ‘innanetz’ and find sweet Erykah semi-nude, channeling Diva Goddess Suprema, looking like she caught sex spasms in her butta brown thigh, yummiez. The scent will be available in September, coinciding with the opening of Tom Ford flagship stores, each with it’s own signature fragrance. There will be 30, 50 and 100 ml eau de toilette’s and a complimenting body creme. I bet this is Tom Ford doing his part to add more *ahem* color, to the fashion industry. Gold Stars and Jelly Beans for you Mr. Ford.
-Z’maji, “Erykah’s new album, The Fourth World War, is coming. Save up your hush money.”
It’s hard to believe that the fashion forward bombshell that is Gwen Steffani, used to be the Ska princess that wore dickies, red dollar store lipstick & pink ‘Gem’ like hair. Now she’s a savvy ‘bidniss’ woman, mother and definitive music artist……..killin’ yawl girlz with product. Watch out Marie Osmond, Mrs. Gavin Rossdale is comin’ for the doll industry next. Check out Gwen’s line of dolls inspired by her music videos and her “Harajuku Lovers” fragrance figurines. So cute and sure to be expensive. Hope you gots’ a job or a wealthy husband or some food stamps!
-Z’maji, “I wonder where Gwen hid the bodies of her bandmates from No Doubt…..”
Heatherette is venturing into make-up and that makes me hotter than a big girl on 2 for 1 days a the Popeye’s. Everyone with a brain knows that Z’maji *hearts* Heatherette. There’s just something so good TO me about their 80’s glam, life size Barbie style. So you can just imagine how excited I am to know that they are venturing into the beauty market. I really believe that the Metropolis Cowboy, Traver Rains & the ever-glam Richie Rich will bring something fresh and exciting…..AND debaucherous to the cosmetics industry. Time to throw away the ‘color by number’ makeup kit…..BEYONCE!………………God I want her.
-Z’maji, “Sparkles Kill!…………at least you’ll be pretty”
Oh to be a red bathing suit huggin’ on Gwen Steffani’s tender parts. I’ve been a Gwen fan since I was 11 years old and she was singin, “I’m walkin in the spider webs/Leave a message and I call you back”……….good times……good times. The Ska princess is actually a legitimate designer now with a high end line, whose runway show was critically acclaimed at Mercedes Benz Fashion Week 07′ in New York. Now check out the new advert for the premiere fragrance named, “L”. The spicy concoction blends Leafy Water Hyacinth, White Freasia, Rose and my favorite Frangipani Blossom among other delicate ingredients. The collection offers the fragrance in 1, 1.7, and 3.4 ounce bottles, along with shower gel, body lotion, and a solid perfume compact. Such a “Sweet Escape”.
With a stint in the 15 minute fame lane for being on Project Runway, a new Ready-To-Wear line for Spring/Summer 08′, and A list clients such as Jessica Alba, Fergie & Tyra Banks, Rami Kashou is KIL-LING-IT! What’s funny is, he’s actually been producing his own line since 2001, but Project Runway has pushed him to the forefront. His peices are classically sophisticated and glamourus with unconventional twists, it makes for beautiful shapes that are unparalleled. I believe the key to his genius is his grasp of drapping the female body, no one drapes high quality fabric like Rami Kashou. He’s quickly becoming the new giant in fashion. Now drool puppets……DROOL I SAY!!!
-Z’maji, “Yes I spent the rent money on a Rami Kashou original”
Calvin Klein does the fool this season with fabulous new ads that glorify masculine beauty.
1st is the breathtaking adver-mercial for the fragrance ‘MAN’, it sho’ll smell good to me! It features model Garrett Neff in a desert paradise draped in peices from the fall CK line.
2nd is the ad campaign for his comfy new line of men’s skivies, Steel. It marks the 25th anniversary of Calvin Klein underwear and brings Oscar nominee, Djimon Hounsou, back to his roots in fashion. Hopefully this will revive his too short modeling career, black is beautiful babeh!!! Look below to see the beautiful models in CK undies at the actual anniversary party, Calvin…..how naughty!
In honor of my hero or rather my heroine (thats woman hero, not evil syringe candy) Kristopher Dukes, I shall now proceed to post my 1st goodies showcase. As a responsible fashno-phile, I have an obligation to show you all, my beauties, the D’Lishuous “HAUTE” goodies available for your purchas’ment……and of course that is not a real word in the Queen’s English………..God save her……………the Queen…..
For the “haute” divas, I’ve found a beautiful Oxford platform pump in a sumptuous charcoal, mm-hmmm yes, who knew that charcoal would ever be so friggin ‘jummy’. That’s 4″ of heel baby to stomp all over the men-folk. I just hope you have the girl-ballz like Ms. Kristopher Dukes to pull it off………..tee hee, girl-ballz……that’s funny
And I’m no douche baggie that would forget the fellas, so since I hate clashing labels (sorry you label whores) I have a manly white loafer by who…..oh yes, Mr. Marc Jacobs. I love these shoes becuz they can be dressed up or down and they go with any and everything. I suggest every man get one…….in every color. Do This……NOW
