Haute N’ Random: Sex & The City = Crack!

 

Here we go peoples,  a nice rundown of beauteous things to come from the upcoming Sex & The City movie this summer.  I’m so excited about this film that everytime I think about it……I throw up a little bit, and I quit purging a long time ago *crickets*.  We all knew beyond a shadow of a doubt that the fashion in the movie was gonna be enough to enduce climax but SWEET MAGNIFICENT JESUS,  I would never have imagined.  So for those of you that feel like the wait is pushing you closer to insanity here’s your crack,  you toothless crackwhore sycophants.  Drool.

 -Z’maji, “I hope Jennifer Hudson’ bosoms is exposed….”

     

HAUTE ‘N’ Random

 

Didn’t pregnant women used to sit at home in their moo-moos, eating  away and packin on pounds of grease with swollen k’ankles and tender, irritated breasts.  So what in the name of Popeyes Crispy Chicken and Scrumpziouz Biskeets is this vision of hefty perfection that is Halle Berry.  Some barren women don’t even look THIS good (apologies to the barren)

 -Z’maji, “Is it sick to say that she makes me hotter preggers?………anybody……….no?