Sammy, Sammy, Sue. Sam Sparro is the newest addition to my IMEEM playlist and boy what a find. Riding a freaky line between Soul, New Wave & Electronic Music, Sam got a lil somethin’ to put a rock in your hips AND he’s wearin’ my shoes, The Raf Simons Astronaut Boot. I’ll let him make it since this song is jammin’, but don’t let it happen again. I carry a box cutter and I ain’t bled nobody since last runway season.
-Z’maji, “The shoes or your life Sammy, the shoes or your life”
Solange vs The Supremes - I Decided (Come See About Me)
Uh-oh?! The Supremes done ran up on Solange and took her situation hostage, you don’t want none Sol’Angel. You betta get back here to Texas cuz I heard Ms. Ross don’t play nobody else tryina sing lead………..Ol’ Girl bust heads like UFC! They’ll find yo body in a garment bag strangled with chiffon and stuffed with sequins! I’ve been on a Diana Ross binge lately on YOUTUBE (NO, SERIOUSLY, I NEED AN INTERVENTION YESTERDAY, I’M ABOUT TO START DOIN STRANGE THANGS FOR OLD DIANA PERFORMANCE CLIPS) and I came across this mashup of The Supremes and Solange’s for the latters video ”I Decided” and I love it so much I’m gonna marry it and then divorce it and have it knocked off so I don’t have to pay child support. I just hope don’t nobody catch a Ike Turner skull thrashin’ for this unauthorized creation……….yawl know Solange daddy got mob ties!
For some reason, wordpress isn’t letting me post vids right now, so check the screen caps then click on the link below and get yo freak on babeh! WordPress be damned!
JDavey is a new duo that is one of the most exciting music acts I’ve heard in a good loooooong minute. They’re funky, sexy, wild’n'crazy and they’ve found a more productive use for crash test dummies……..bumpin’ uglies and blatant PDA. Oh yea, that dummy wanted it and but good! They’re not just for car crashes no more, get you some good old unnatural, mechanical lovin’. Of course some of you are saying, “I already get that from the dead beat I got at home” *ZING*!!! It’s 08′ baby, get you a new model…………..hope the warranty’s still good.
Maroon 5 feat. Rihanna - If I Never See Your Face Again
1st of all I don’t really listen to Rihanna or Maroon 5 even tho I can enjoy them every now and then. I’m just not that big of a fan of either, not like I hate them or anything, they just ain’t jammin’ in my I-Pod, Zune, Imeem playlist or myspace personal page. However, in light of this new video, my faith in the shear D’Lushuness of ‘Innarracial’ lovin is reinforced and turned into voyeuristic religion. How friggin HOT to see Adam Levine and Rihanna in close, inappropriate, and dangerous proximities to each other……..THANK YA SWEET JESUS. No room for personal boundries or full lung breathing just good ol’ sexual tension. On top of that both are dressed to a ‘T’ with Adam in his finely fitted suits, rockin that smoldering European scruffy gentleman look. Of course Rihanna brought along her best accessories, ‘DEM LEGS, draped in burlesque chic and a lucky tutu. Be careful Adam, RiRi is a heartbreaker…….after all she did issue a restraing order against me after waking up to me videotaping her asleep. Ungrateful little wanch!
- Z’maji, “More songs like this I might add yawl to my myspace”
I’m not really sure what this video is about but I love crazy and kooky fooleries. However, after watching the clip, I’m contemplating reporting her to the proper authorities…..homicide is not fashionable!
WARNING: DON’T PLAY THIS SONG IF YOU ARE HEARTBROKEN, DEPRESSED, MOURNING THE LOSS OF A COUTURE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING, or SIPPIN ON CHEAP WINE FROM A BOX/MALT LIQUOR IN A PAPER BAG(how elegant)
In spite of all of the TomFoolery, the BallyHoo……..the pure unadulterated shenanigans, I just love my Amy Winehouse. This song in particular cuts through me, into my bruised & longing soul….. deep inside,y’know…….where the Cream Fillin’ is. In all sincerity, I really hope she gets it together. I’d like to goof on that B’Hive for many more years to come, I mean, whats in there Amy?
-Z’maji, “Hey, Where’s the Cream Fillin?…………what do you mean the big girl ate it?”
The Movie’s Rock event was actually kind of enjoyable, I mean actually didn’t want to kill someone for wasting my time. I really liked the performances as well as the ensembles. Suprisingly, Beyonce was toned down as opposed to the usual look of being attacked by a rabid cannister of glitter. Nicole was a dream in pink, Fergie was ready to be a Bond girl, and the Mary J was a majestic vision in white.
Oh yea babeh!!! It’s Kylie. Back and healthy as a horse……..a sex-zy bedazzled horse, with a couture side saddle and matching bridle. The showgirl mounts a baby grand, oozing Marilyn Monroe, in a black knee length dress with strategically placed slits that reveal a shiny gold leotard, JAZZ HANDS PEOPLE. Later, she struts head on into the camera in a futuristic catsuit and shakes her bon bon………..I guess thats what happens when you beat terminal illness, you come out hotter than when you went in. Go Kylie!!!
-Z’maji ”she ‘make’ me feel juicy…….on the inside part”
Oh yea babeh, Ms. Amerie doin’ what she does best, workin’ it out in dangerously high stilts, somebody bless GOD! Check out her black leather zip boots with the peculiar heel, her signature, which brings to mind her pink satine lace ups from the ”One Thing” video. Now watch her work them legs………and booty hop on a stool, I’m sure sweet Jesus is pleased.
I will now defy the powers that be and post Justin Timbly-flakes video for Lovestoned. Why am I posting this??? Becuz…………..I like wearin’ the whhh-ite and I’m tired of people tellin me that I don’t have the right to wear the white pants and when here he is wearin’ the whhh-ite. And don’t tell me none of that crap like, “oh no, no no, he’s actually wearin’ a white suit”. WHITE IS WHITE!!!
The 1st tune is the tender-lipped yummy, Brandi Carlile with “The Story”. Of course, the song makes me feel all angsty (that’s not a word) and I want cut myself, but her “haute” little blazer numbers scream of jummy ensembles to come. It says “I wear lipstick but when you’re not lookin’…………………I’m wearin’ a tool belt and work boots”. The 2nd is my egg donor, the Be-youn-say (yes……yes I did). I know its a cliche to have a Beyonce post on a fashion blog, but this video “Upgrade U” is filled with deli-shu-us little frocks made of seemingly sumptuous fabrics, but c’mon multiple costume changes and luxury vehicles…….I couldn’t resist. More tunes to come. N’joi.
My 1st “Haute” tunes post and its Amy Winehouse the fashion rebel……with drags that seem to think “we don’t know”…..mm-hmmm. My one complaint: Amy start runnin stairs or somethin’, them stick thin legs belong to a 3rd world country love.
