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This ain’t nothin’ but the Debil!
So very mad and pissed about it, but apparently Creole McLadyCakes (Beyonce) has an white evil twin, named Beyecky. Yea, Beyecky is sooooo, like totally high fashion & in vogue for like…..sure!That can be the only explanation for this new campaign of smear against black beauty by Loreal. Now I will admit that it seems like Beyonce gets lighter and lighter all the time and I’m sure she’ll soon be transparent,but you can tell me that’s the REAL Beyonce. I might not be splittin’ atoms and assistin’ with space shuttle plans, Lord save the astronauts if’n I was, but I know when peoples is tryin’ to get me with the ‘okka-doke.
Honey, Caramel, Tan, WHYTE!?……..next is TRANSPARENT!
Do you remember when Beyonce was that pretty lil colored girl from Houston Texas (H-Town stand up!) with the speech impediment, walked like a duck and had that sexy excess baby fat? Now she’s the pretty, metropolitan New York socialite that don’t know what chitlins is……….you know what chitlins is lil mama…….and corn bread……and sweet tater pie! I bet if’n I wave a box of Popeyes with red beans & extra grease under her nose, that lil colored girl would truly show her color.
-Z’maji, “Oh my God Beyecky, look at her butt, it is like sooooo big!”
Categories: Beyonce · Questionable? · Shady Dealins
That old saying really does ring true………The Japanese Are Crazier Than A Soup Sang’which! If you enjoy the taste of fetus and baby poo, Q-Bit, has made a line of products just for you. Drinks, pills, jellies and face masks all with purified placenta for your pleasant consumption. How exciting the opportunity to smear fetal excrement’s on your face. I know that when you think of having a refreshin’ drink on a warm afternoon the 1st thing that comes to your mind is iced tea with a twist of placenta, Yummiez, love them dead babies.
Z’maji, “It’s really pig placenta, disgusting, but not human……………but still the work of Satan”
Categories: Questionable? · Tha' Cockeye-ded Fool
[pic swipped from Perez Hilton, it was too perfect to not steal]
Dear Mrs. Holmes-Cruise,
In light of the information that you will be “designing” your own death shrouds clothing line for Armani, this is your official warning. If you DARE to make a bunch of pretentious crap with pricetags that can only be paid for with prostitution…. NOTHING, NOT EVEN XENU & ALL THE OTHER SCIENTOLOGY EXTRATERRESTRIALS WILL BE ABLE TO SAVE YOU FROM THE WRATH TO COME THAT IS Z’MAJI, play with me if you want heffa! Now aside from my promise to DESTROY your life if you screw with the fashion consumers, I actually am really becoming fond of you and your newfound sense of style. I think that since you’ve gotten with Tommy, your look has totally improved but that is one of the perks of bein Mrs. Cruise…..that and your career flops……..oh and after you bare his seed your womb is decimated to shreds of flesh, never to produce life again…
- In the love of white Jesus, Z’maji
-Z’maji, “I really will hurt you sweetie, don’t play”
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