Monthly Archives: December 2007

COUNTDOWN: DAY 1: Now You’re Tellin Me…..It’s All Oooover!!!

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There goes 2007, fallin off in the distance…….it’s all over!  Let it go Jenn let it go baby,  You got ‘Sex & The City’ The Movie to think about.

Yes this is it, the end, finito, all she wrote.  The last day of 2007 or as I like to call it, the year of Britney Spears’s hairless wonder…..and I ain’t talkin about her head, mmmm-kaaaaay.  My New Years wish is that you all have a grand ole’ saddidy time where ever you decide to spend it.  Whether at a fabulous soiree eating some pretentiously disgusting crap-lookin’ paste on a flavorless waffer guffawing with beautiful snobs or destroying your liver tissue at a sleezy bar before passing out shortly after midnight in a puddle of your own sick(how chic…..how classi),  I really just want you to be safe.  I believe that even if you had a not-so-great year,  I believe that if you just don’t give up, fabulous things are on your horizon………you now owe me a vital organ as payment for that Maya Angelou moment, gimme dat!

-Z’maji, “Let’s pray GOD makes Beyonce ‘sat’ down & rest her lace front wig in 08′ before she has a freak out moment and we lose her too!”

 

REEEEEE-CAAAAAP!!! 

Rihanna(best dressed) hired a competent stylist & made me tingle on the inside part

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Purple was no longer just for pedophilic dinosaurs

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Becks & Posh came to the U.S. and nobody cared but me *pout*

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Patent leather was suitable to wear even if you weren’t a  whip weilding freak

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My “Bran-Bran-Nanna-Nut-Muffin Head” was aquitted of false charges

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And big sexy brought it home for the thick girls, GET IT J.HUD!

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And a really righteous & fabuluss brotha, named Z’maji, with an odd & questionable sense of humor and an obsession with fashion started an awesome blog and met some cool people.  See ya on the other side.

-D’lihusly, Z’maji

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THIS IS NOT ME!!! IT IS ALEK WEK!!! VERY FUNNY!!!

 

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COUNTDOWN: DAY 2: bLING-bLING We Blind Ya!!!

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Swarovski Crystal Cocktail Ring by Erickson Beamon

 By popular demand, and by popular demand I mean 3 people,  I will now put you up on game, in accessories of course.  Your ensemble isn’t complete until you’ve got your sexy party shoes, 1000 watt blinding blingage & a killer bag with all your beauty essentials tucked away in style……..oh yea, and since it’s 2007 & people don’t seem to know what celibacy is, your prophylactic(condom dummy).  Your accessory choice WILL make or break your outfit and WILL CAUSE ME TO RELENTLESSY INSULT YOU IF I SEE YOU IN THE STREET LOOKIN HOMELESS AND THRIFTY.  Now do as I say and go get your incidentals…………..accessories dummy

-Z’maji, “Oooo, shiny….”

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Alexander McQueen Stripped Leather Party Pumps

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Christian Louboutin Lopono Shoe Boots (Bootis)

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Astrid Multi-Charm Necklace by Lee Angel

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Erickson Beamon Stone Embellished Wrist Cuff

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Fendi Tortoiseshell Box Clutch

 

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Oscar de la Renta Patent Leather Peep-Toe Sandals

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Brown/White Zebra Oversized Clutch by Jimmy Choo

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Roberto Cavalli Gold-Tone Butterfly Belt in Tanned Leather

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Miu Miu Leather Shoulder Bag

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Roberto Cavalli Acrylic Floral Engraved Bangle

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Paillette Embellished Peep-Toes by Roberto Cavalli

COUNTDOWN: Day 3: NYE Freekum-Dress Shenannigans

 

Karta shift dress with multifaceted stone embellishments – http://eluxury.com

                             

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Whether she was sworn enemy or blood relative, you clowned the hostess of that Christmas party you crashed by showing up looking so haute she choked on her martini olive, passed out and had to be revived by the fat dude that was suckin down shrimp and holiday cookies at the snack table.  Well if THAT was her reaction then, she’ll go into cardiac arrest when she sees your New Years 08′ ensemble, we must be consistent musn’t we?  New Years Eve is always such a memorable night so celebrate it with a memorable outfit.  Everyone in the room should scramble to kiss you when the ball drops(tee hee “ball”, I’m so mature).  Bring in NYE 08′ with glitz and class and an involuntary manslaughter charge under your belt…..how classy……how chic.

-Z’maji, “Freek-Um, Freek-Um!!!”

Strapless silk chiffon Alberta Ferretti ombre dress

                                   

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Tibi sequin striped t-shirt dress

                                   

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Pedro Garcia’s Nancy glitter pump

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Empire waisted Mint jodi arnold tiered silk satin strapless with ruched chiffon bust

                                   

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Ruched beaded clutch by Fendi

                                   

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Roberto Cavalli Cleopatra gown with v-neck & smocked boddice in green metallic lurex

                                   

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Emilio Pucci sequin embellished wool coat with beaded toggle belt

                                   

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‘See’ by Chloe shift in gold floral jacquard

                                   

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Roberto Cavalli satin clutch with gold & jewel serpent embellisment

                                   

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Christian Louboutin “Bling Bling” party peek-aboos

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Metallic brocade pant by Lela Rose

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HAUTE Tunes:Merry Jesus’mas Everybody!!!

Merry Jesus’mas to everyone and goodnight.

Whitney Houston – Do You Hear What I Hear

Mariah Carey – All I Want For Christmas(animated)

Celine Dion – Merry Christmas

The Legendary Clark Sisters – Get All Excited

Beyonce – Silent Night

Faith Evans – Merry Christmas Baby

HAUTE Style: Santa’s Dead, So Get Your Sexy On

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        Jill Stuart, Red Daria Strapless Party Dress: http://www.net-a-porter.com/

That jolly old porker is “Crankin That Soulja Boy” with the Angels so he can’t possibly know if you’ve been bad or good…………..Jesus, however, is another story.  Don’t worry though you can still preserve your virtue(that ship has sailed, crashed & sunk anyway) and look like a freshly wrapped Christmas gift, the gift you SAID you were taking to the homeless shelter but decided to keep for yourself,  you trash.  Z’maji hopes you’ll be styled to perfection for those Holiday parties that you’ll be arriving to fashionably late or crashing b’cuz you have to show up the hostess for daring to not invite you.  Here’s your chance to “accidently break one of her china plates on purpose”.  Remember,  Tis the season to raise hell while looking better than others.

-Z’maji, “Yea, uh, your Christmas party is lame so I’m takin some presents, mm-kay”

                              

        

HAUTE Style: Simon Sayz……Iridescence!

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Simon Webbe of the British boy-band phenomenon, Blue, attended the UK premiere of “I Am Legend”.  The R&B sensation man-diva’d his way down the red carpet bedazzled in a finely tailored, copper colored blazer with studded motorbike gloves and his signature, slightly askew mohawk,  I love when artist take risks.  This of course is no shock b’cuz he always shows up polished and prepared in trendy, masculine ensembles,  he has such great style.  Someone has a gay stylist……………….and that GIRl is fabulouuuuuuusss!  Check out his performance of ‘The Killers’ hit “When You Were Young” at the ICA.

-Z’maji, “No, No…..he’s not gay, he’s just British”

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HAUTE Mama!: Jurnee Done Growed, LAWD She Done Growed!!!

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The beautiful toffee colored sensation that is Jurnee Smollett of Eve’s Bayou & Cosby fame is a grown woman……..I mean she pays bills and everything.  The December issue of Vanity Fair features the thespian work of art in its “The Vanities Girls” feature as a 50’s pinup girl a la Marilyn Monroe with billowing skirt and never-ending legs to match.  The Glamourista is currently promoting her return to film in the Oprah Winfrey produced and Denzel Washington directed, “The Great Debaters”.  God Bless Oprah Winfrey and the wedded relations that produced such a tasty treat.

 -Z’maji, “Thank God for wind machines”