There goes 2007, fallin off in the distance…….it’s all over! Let it go Jenn let it go baby, You got ‘Sex & The City’ The Movie to think about.
Yes this is it, the end, finito, all she wrote. The last day of 2007 or as I like to call it, the year of Britney Spears’s hairless wonder…..and I ain’t talkin about her head, mmmm-kaaaaay. My New Years wish is that you all have a grand ole’ saddidy time where ever you decide to spend it. Whether at a fabulous soiree eating some pretentiously disgusting crap-lookin’ paste on a flavorless waffer guffawing with beautiful snobs or destroying your liver tissue at a sleezy bar before passing out shortly after midnight in a puddle of your own sick(how chic…..how classi), I really just want you to be safe. I believe that even if you had a not-so-great year, I believe that if you just don’t give up, fabulous things are on your horizon………you now owe me a vital organ as payment for that Maya Angelou moment, gimme dat!
-Z’maji, “Let’s pray GOD makes Beyonce ‘sat’ down & rest her lace front wig in 08′ before she has a freak out moment and we lose her too!”
Rihanna(best dressed) hired a competent stylist & made me tingle on the inside part
Purple was no longer just for pedophilic dinosaurs
Becks & Posh came to the U.S. and nobody cared but me *pout*
Patent leather was suitable to wear even if you weren’t a whip weilding freak
My “Bran-Bran-Nanna-Nut-Muffin Head” was aquitted of false charges
And big sexy brought it home for the thick girls, GET IT J.HUD!
And a really righteous & fabuluss brotha, named Z’maji, with an odd & questionable sense of humor and an obsession with fashion started an awesome blog and met some cool people. See ya on the other side.
THIS IS NOT ME!!! IT IS ALEK WEK!!! VERY FUNNY!!!