HauteBlog Has Technical Difficulties…..And Jesus Wept


<GASP><SHOCK><AWE>I know Amy, I know but you need to be more concerned about the rehab and such boo.  Sorry Fashnophiles,  my laptop is dead and I’m on the verge of commiting a crime to pay for a new one.  Nothing bad just armed robbery or check fraud or prostitution……..I’m very attractive you know.  That peice of trash computer is more dead than President Bush’s sex life,  you know that’s rigormortis dead.  I’m in the process of getting myself a new one and for fashions sake I think I’m just gonna splurge and get one of those new Apple MacBook-Air.  It’s so friggin beautiful and it would be a great new start for my blog.  I shall return with more fashion and foolishness for you very soon.  For now m’loves…………want for me!  Now enjoy this picture of white Jesus cryin and havin a tizzy.


-Z’maji, “What filthy acts of perversion do a brotha have to perform to get a MacBook?


5 responses to “HauteBlog Has Technical Difficulties…..And Jesus Wept

  1. I was beginning to think it was me. 😉
    Well, hurry back my hella sexxy fashion minded brotha from anotha mutha….MMMMMWWWWAAAAAAAHHHHHH.

  2. Hurry up and come back. I miss you… where have you been. Life just isn’t the same with out my womb partner

  3. OMG I am having palpitations something awful, I mean Is Fashion week and My man has been all sorts of MIA

    This Computer issue is 3 levels of disgusting, My God does not approve

  4. AND WHAT. DI. I. TELL. YOU about thee Grammys and people showing up extremely over fucking-dressed

  5. Awwwwww, my girls miss me……….yawl make me feel so wanted like Thai porn…and yes ‘Q’ er’body was a sick terminal diseased mess at the Grammys, but it was a great show. TINA TURNER & BEYONCE MADE ME MOIST MY MANTIES…..AND I’M SO SERIOUS

    I totally missed out on Fashion Week N.Y. I actually was supposed to be there, CAN YOU BELIEVE IT, but alas the ‘DEbIL’ is at work, but I’ll make up for it in September with L.A. Fashion Week….

    I’m comin back to you my lovlies, bare with me

    -Moderator Z’maji

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