Here we go peoples, a nice rundown of beauteous things to come from the upcoming Sex & The City movie this summer. I’m so excited about this film that everytime I think about it……I throw up a little bit, and I quit purging a long time ago *crickets*. We all knew beyond a shadow of a doubt that the fashion in the movie was gonna be enough to enduce climax but SWEET MAGNIFICENT JESUS, I would never have imagined. So for those of you that feel like the wait is pushing you closer to insanity here’s your crack, you toothless crackwhore sycophants. Drool.
-Z’maji, “I hope Jennifer Hudson’ bosoms is exposed….”