Easy, Breezy, Beautiful, Good-Time Gals
*DISCLAIMER* I DON’T HAVE ANYTHING AGAINST TEEN MOTHERS, WE ALL MAKE MISTAKES. ALSO I HAVE “THAT” SENSE OF HUMOR, SO LAUGH ABOUT IT AND MOVE ON…..DO.NOT.WRITE. ME EMAILS ABOUT HOW CRUEL I AM TO TALK ABOUT YOUR DAUGHTERS LIMBER PORNOGRAPHIC SEXCAPADES ON SPRING BREAK IN CANCUN THAT MADE YOU A GRANNY BEFORE YOU EVEN HAD YOUR 1ST BOTOX UNFORTUNATE SITUATION.
In this corner weighing (even I’m not gonna play about a chicks weight) pounds, in the “My sister flashed her cout’er to the paparrazzi and all she got was this shirt” with the growing baby bump, Jamie Lynn Spears AND in this corner, weighing (I already told you I’m not goin there) pounds soaking wet, in her mommas bedsheets and her sisters run over shoes, Solange Piaget Knowles-Smith…….whew! that name?!
Alright blood thirsty fashionophiles, it’s time for our favorite past-time where we pit young “starlets”, official douchebags & style superheroes against each other in a carnage fest called HauteBlogBattleArena, MU-HA-HA-HAAAAA! Today it’s our favorite little sisters Solange and Jamie Lynn. They’ll battle it out in a weave pulling, eye-scratchin’, white knuckle battle to the death for the title of “Hautest Teen Baby Momma”. After getting in a “family way” from playing big girl & bumpin” uglies with high school boy toys, who is the Queen of the teen yummy mummys. Ladies, Gentlemen & Undecided, I present the evidence…….
Lookin’ like poster children for siesta with big sis……time for a sedative and some napage
Ballyhoo and Fooleries on the red carpet
Givin’ you glamour & pose for them girls reppin’ that underage prenatal care
-Z’maji, “Who’s takes the crown and the grand prize of a screamin’, breast feedin’ parasite?”