…….or maybe if I was deaf. Holly Kiser, the newbie from Appalachia, beat out 13 other hopefuls for the crown of the Bravo TV sensation, “Make Me A SuperModel”. I think she is an amazing model and that she has such a promising future in fashion, but thank sweet nougaty centered Jesus Almighty that she’s not a publc speaker. It’s like Forest Gump was reincarnated as a leggy brunnette, God forbid if she secures a speaking endorsement, that company would go belly up quicker than a hooker turnin’ 2 for 1 tricks in Vegas. I must say that I’m not suprised about her win tho’. Out of all of the models in this competition, she showed real potential and not just in an “I’ve got a pretty face and someone told me I should be a model, so I quit my job to do this but I really shouldn’t have cuz they just told me that to set me up for failure” way but REAL potential. Her photos were heavenly but her runway was simply a dream and I mean that in the most pretentious way possible. I just hope that “Elite Model Management”, the agency with whom she’s won a contract, actually gets her work & puts her out there and that she’s not screwed like a well to do suburban white girl on holiday in Bermuda……mm-hmm.
-Z’maji, “I’ll see ya in the unemployment line Boo!”