Oooo sweet Cosmopolitan with a lemon twist flavored Jesus, this is sooooo wrong. This is wronger(not a real word) than Aretha Franklin in thong underwear and fishnets. Fashion Icon and “Worlds Most Un-Sexy Woman” Sarah Jessica Parker, has been immortalized in cheap plastic as a blow up doll lovingly named, ‘Sarah Jessica Porkher’. I don’t know what’s worse, the fact that they made it or that the box says she has ‘3 fabulous love holes’………*squints & loads gun*. Somebody’s surely gonna be gang raped in fashion hell for this one!
Z’maji, “I smell lawsuits and STD’s”