My dah’ling alien queen Erykah B, aka: Apples, aka: Annie NoPannies, is the face for Tom Fords luxurious new ‘smell good’, White Patchouli. What a d’lushuos surprise to be surfing these ‘innanetz’ and find sweet Erykah semi-nude, channeling Diva Goddess Suprema, looking like she caught sex spasms in her butta brown thigh, yummiez. The scent will be available in September, coinciding with the opening of Tom Ford flagship stores, each with it’s own signature fragrance. There will be 30, 50 and 100 ml eau de toilette’s and a complimenting body creme. I bet this is Tom Ford doing his part to add more *ahem* color, to the fashion industry. Gold Stars and Jelly Beans for you Mr. Ford.
-Z’maji, “Erykah’s new album, The Fourth World War, is coming. Save up your hush money.”