Monthly Archives: August 2008

HAUTE Newz: Anna Owns Your Wretched Soul!

Well, NY Daily News has named Anna Wintour #1 on it’s Fashion’s 50 most powerful list AS IF any of you were thinking it was Tyra Banks and her lace front wig.  I just think with all that power and strength she weilds,  couldn’t she threaten some stylist life to give her a new do?  I mean that bob is sooooo dead,  crows are starting to peck at it, now it’s got the rigormortis.  She also needs a personality coach for that cunty, crabcake disposition……….and some nourishment for them brittle bones.  How in the British Invasioned Hail did a crumpet poppin’,  tea sipper become the ruler in American fashiondom? 
 
There are more dictators and creative oppressive figures…………it’s like a to-do list for a fashion purist with a high powered assassins rifle and free time!
 
2) Patrick Robinson – Saviour of GAP
3) Marc Jacobs – WHY!?
4) Giselle – Of Fudgin’ Course
5) Mayor Bloomberg – Why isn’t he number one?
 
 
-Z’maji of HauteBlogXOXO 

SO Haute Right Now: Michelle & Solange Killin Yawl With Aspirations

 

Y’know my friend Chelsea refers to Michelle in passing by saying, “Beyonce,  What’s Her Face (Kelly) & No Name (Michelle) and worse than that she calls Solange the “other one” or “the one Daddy forgot”,  but NAY I SAY!  Both of these young ladies are stepping out as style trendsetters and taking refreshing chances in their music,  trying to give the people somethin’ worth looking forward to but they both are stuck in that, “She ain’t Beyonce” zone.

I don’t care what you people think,  I love Michelle and Solange.  I think more people need to give them a chance and not just becuz they both have a great set of groceries,  but becuz they have something great to offer and not just great back-up for Beyonce’s gyratin’ love cakes.  So I say if Daddy Knowles allowed them out of the basement to release projects, then by God we should support them so that they can buy back their freedom just like any other self respecting slave.  Afterall,  isn’t it the Christian way?  C’mon………*WWOD* What Would Oprah Do?! 

I know one thing both of these girls is servin’ yawl silly DOWN with that $1500 wash and wear premium strand Korean Yaky,  Stylin’ on yawl girls like Usain Bolt!

-Z’maji, “I hope Beyonce don’t read this,  I don’t remember my Santeria spells to ward off evil Creoles”

Beautiful Ones: Olympians

 Michael Phelps (R) of the U.S. celebrates his team's victory in the men's 4 x 200 meters freestyle relay swimming final with Ryan Lochte during the Beijing 2008 Olympic Games at the National Aquatics Center August 13, 2008. From Reuters Pictures by REUTERS.

The beauty and the magnificence of the mere mortal that would defy the boundaries of human limitations and seize one moment in time.  Claiming that moment in history with might and power, ascending into the eschalons of greatness,  solidifying their destiny as a champion.                                                                  

                                                                                                                                      -Z’maji

Jamaica's Usain Bolt celebrates as he wins the men's 200-meter final with a world record during the athletics competitions in the National Stadium  at the Beijing 2008 Olympics in Beijing, Wednesday, Aug. 20, 2008. From AP Photo by Thomas Kienzle.

United States' Nastia Liukin competes during the women's floor final of the artistic gymnastics event of the Beijing 2008 Olympic Games in Beijing on August 17, 2008. Romania's Sandra Izbasa won the gold, United States' Shawn Johnson the silver and United States' Nastia Liukin the bronze. From Getty Images by AFP/Getty Images.

Britain's Louis Smith practises on the rings during an artistic gymnastics training session at National Indoor Stadium ahead of the Beijing 2008 Olympic Games August 6, 2008. From Reuters Pictures by REUTERS.

Bryan Clay of the United States competes in the discuss throw discipline of the men's decathlon during the athletics competitions in the National Stadium  at the Beijing 2008 Olympics in Beijing, Friday, Aug. 22, 2008. From AP Photo by David Phillip.

Misty May-Treanor of the USA shoots against Tamara Larrea and Dalixia Fernandez of Cuba in the Women's Preliminary Pool B match held at the Chaoyang Park Beach Volleyball Ground on Day 4 of the Beijing 2008 Olympic Games on August 12, 2008 in Beijing, China. From Getty Images.

Henry Cejudo of the US reacts after defeating Tomohiro Matsunaga of Japan in the final of the 55Kg category of the men's freestyle wrestling competition of the Beijing 2008 Olympics in Beijing, Tuesday, Aug. 19, 2008. From AP Photo by SAURABH DAS.

Argentina's Fabricio Oberto (L) tries to block USA's LeBron James during the men's semi-final basketball match Argentina against The US  of the Beijing 2008 Olympic Games on August 22, 2008 at the Olympic basketball Arena in Beijing. From Getty Images by AFP/Getty Images.

US athlete Sanya Richards (L) beats Russia's Anastasia Kapachinskaya to the line to win the women's 4x400m relay final at the National stadium as part of the 2008 Beijing Olympic Games on August 23, 2008. The United States won the Olympic women's 4x400-meter relay title Saturday in a time of 3mins 18.54secs. From Getty Images by AFP/Getty Images.

Gold medallists Serena (R) and Venus Williams of the U.S. celebrate on the podium after the women's doubles tennis competition at the Beijing 2008 Olympic Games August 17, 2008. From Reuters Pictures by REUTERS.

08.24 and wins the gold medal and set a new World Record. From Getty Images.

Jonathan Horton of the United States completes his performance in the high bar during the artistic gymnastics event at the National Indoor Stadium on Day 11 of the Beijing 2008 Olympic Games on August 19, 2008 in Beijing, China. From Getty Images.

 

Editorials Iz HAUTE: Flashing Lights

 

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RWD is freaking Time Square with an editorial shoot by Jamie Nelson and styled by the unmistakable signature of Richard Shoyemi.  What a flashy and glam layout for a magazine with heavy hip-hop content.  It just goes to show,  you never know where you’ll find your fix.  So many genres are beginning to blend and compliment each other,  how promising.   I guess thugs enjoy gold lame and oversized BoHo bags just like every other red blooded American male.   

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-Z’maji,  “Now this is an editorial,  NOT permission to wear purple lipstick in public” *squint*

HAUTE Tunez: Sam Sparro Flies Into The 21st Century….Wearin’ My Shoes!?

Sam Sparro – 21st Century Life

Sammy, Sammy, Sue.  Sam Sparro is the newest addition to my IMEEM playlist and boy what a find.    Riding a freaky line between Soul, New Wave & Electronic Music,  Sam got a lil somethin’ to put a rock in your hips AND he’s wearin’ my shoes,  The Raf Simons Astronaut Boot.  I’ll let him make it since this song is jammin’, but don’t let it happen again.  I carry a box cutter and I ain’t bled nobody since last runway season.

-Z’maji, “The shoes or your life Sammy,  the shoes or your life”

HAUTE Designers: Alejandro Ingelmo Footwear

 The haters will slay themselves when they see you in these candy coated kicks by Alejandro Ingelmo.  As you high-step it through the crowd you can rest assured that what you’re really stepping on is their self-esteem,  leaving foot prints all up and down an already shaky ego.  Poor children…….. 

 

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Beautiful Ones: Body