R.I.P.: Mr. Blackwell Goes To That Great Big ShowRoom In The Sky

The razor tongue’d attention whoring catty lonely old queen fashion critic, who once referred to Diana Ross as a ‘Martian meter maid’ (OUCH),  passed away in Los Angeles of complications from an intestinal infection *sad*.  I still think he was talkin’ a lil too much smack about Madonna and one of her gays laced his food with LSD and broken glass……should’na been talkin’ that yang!  Blackwell was the originator of the Worst Dressed List as his was the harshest and most unforgiving.  I dunno,   I don’t think he was soooo harsh let’s take a look at some of his more charming comments about women in entertainment:

Madonna: “The Bare-Bottomed Bore of Babylon.”

Barbra Streisand: “She looks like a masculine Bride of Frankenstein.”

Christina Aguilera: “A dazzling singer who puts good taste through the wardrobe wringer.”

Meryl Streep: “She looks like a gypsy abandoned by a caravan.”

Sharon Stone: “An over-the-hill Cruella DeVille.”

Lindsay Lohan: “From adorable to deplorable.”

Patti Davis: “Packs all the glamour of an old, worn-out sneaker.”

Ann Margret: “A Hells Angel escapee who invaded the Ziegfeld Follies on a rainy night.”

Camilla Parker-Bowles: “The Duchess of Dowdy.”

Bjork: “She dances in the dark — and dresses there, too.”

Spears: “Her bra-topped collection of Madonna rejects are pure fashion overkill.”

 

Well…………I guess nobody showed up to THAT funeral and if they did they probably just came to make sure he was dead………………or throw rocks at the body.         

 -Z’maji

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One response to “R.I.P.: Mr. Blackwell Goes To That Great Big ShowRoom In The Sky

  1. “From adorable to deplorable.”

    i WILL use that in a sentence today

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