You betta pose you d’lushuz piece of woman cakez!
Here’s Coco Rocha in Spanish Vogue(I would’ve said Vogue Espana but I can’t figure out how to put the ~ over the ‘n’ *shamed*). A few years ago, Vogue did a issue called “The Worlds Next Top Model”, which featured 10 fresh faces including Chanel Iman, Agyness Deyn and sweet Coco. Even though all the girls looked in serious need of cornbread and donut’n’pork sausage sang’whiches, I saw heaven in Coco’s food deprived eyes. From that moment on, I knew I’d love her till the 12th of never when Karl LagerfeldSatan brought back bowler hats and Doc Martins. In all honesty, that’s true, she totally killed that issue like none of the other girls could. Clearly they were too hungry to give face ovahness and pose silly down like sweet Coco. Now be silent and worship. If you’re good she’ll frown for you and make your life of value, insolent dogs.
– Z’maji, “Oh Coco, I’ve just promoted your career and you didn’t even have to promise me your 1st born”