Hello Kitty is more than an entrepreneur, she’s a bitter Nazi like dictator bent on world domination *meow*. That thang is spreadin’ like a burnin’ venereal disease amongst the children at Spring Break in Cancun, with no sign of remission. I thought I had seen it all when I saw those Asian terrorists with Hello Kitty Rifles, I was so done you coulda served me as dinner at Oprah’s with mama bizkitz and taterz. However, not to be deterred, Ms. Kitty forges on with a fresh cosmetics line through M.A.C. or as many of you reprobates call them God! What will HK do next? Maybe Hello Kitty Colostomy bags? A Hello Kitty wooden prosthetic leg with a hungry termite in it and the termite is wearing a Hello Kitty t-shirt & beret? No?
For those of you who thought I was kidding and would dare to question my authoritaaaar! See God’s beloved weildin’ said object below: