Look children, it’s Gwyny P. lookin all fab and stuff! Oh My GAHD! Her shoe/bag game is bananas, BANANAS I tell ya and the fact that this woman recently bazooka’d out 2 screaming larva should really make you begin to make some life assessments. Chris Martin must be (get ready for one of my ghetto soliloquies) beatin’ it out the frame in fulfillment of those husbandly duties. She looks all refreshed and optimistic about tomorrow, not like the mother of two migraines but like a woman with a randy husband home from prison! Whatever the case, I just want to spread her on a Triscuit with aerosol cheese and snort her like the last fix I can afford till payday, but since she’s all vegamorterium(not a real word) I’ll just have her in some bean curd with a wheat grass chaser………..
photos courtesy of FabSugar
– Z’maji, “And look Ma!……………no make-up!”