WoW! I’m sorry my Good Judys, I know I’ve neglected you like unwanted broken condom babies but I’ve been real busy. I’ve been neglecting you all like a dead beat dad, the only thing missing is some nice cigarette burns. I really do apologize but my apartment complex and the utility companies are forcing me to actually work so I can pay for unimportant crap like indoor plumbing and a place to live, those money lustin whore monkeyz, ARRRGGH! Whatever the case, I’ve returned plucked, spackled, waxed and polished, lookin more beautiful than evah! I hope you children are still with me, Glam’ah! Check out the new, dreadlock free me. Enjoy my face………..
Don’t I look like a little boy now? A cute little boy with mischief on his mind………..