S&TC Candids Are Porn

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…well my innards are gettin all hot and bothered anyway. 

Here’s my dah-lingk’ SJP doin Material Girl chic.  She almost has it, she just needs to accessorize with a flamin, itchy case of the herpes and a bleeding canker sore and the look will be complete.  OMGoG, soon there’ll be more of Samantha’s overactive cooter for all the Sex and The City fanaticalz to giggle into there over priced butter substitute popcorn.  Jesus please don’t let me queen out like I did when the last movie came out,  my balls finally drop back into place and I don’t wanna have to go through that again……..oh crap, that wasn’t supposed to be out loud.

One response to “S&TC Candids Are Porn

  1. that was crazy..

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