Category Archives: Becks & Iddy Biddy Spice

HAUTE Adz: Vickie B’s Turn



Oh my’lanta,  I guess one Beckham servin’ up the monkey fixins and sexy cakez wasn’t enough.  It’s amazing that Victoria Beckham doesn’t do a thing in life but show up on red carpets and pose for ads and get paid millions,  I ain’t mad or nothin’,  I just wish she’d return my call about that little $3,000,000 payday loan I asked her about when she woke up and I was standing over her bed watching her sleep.  I said I’d pay it back dang!  People get a lil husband with some money and position in the world and they act like they can’t let you hold a lil sumthin. 


Honestly,  I think this is all a plot for Armani to be able to have portraits of the Beckhams in compromising positions *woof* hanging in his private bathroom at the castle for “personal” sexy time(it gets lonely at the top ya’ll)…………or maybe that’s just what I’d do…………..don’t judge me.

Z’maji, “Can you believe she still ain’t got back 2 me about that 3 mill?”


HAUTE Man: More Semi-Nude ‘Becks’ For The Degenerates

Note: Hey Slaus this is for you…….I know how much you enjoyed the last Becks post, HA!

Here’s more pictures from ‘Becks’ Emporio Armani ads.  These are the only ones that I was able to find, in spite of the fact that I’ve combed these here ‘innanets’ for more.  So please stop blowin up my Inbox asking me to look for more pictures YE THE SICK & SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED,  Yahoo is starting to send emails threatening my life and I can’t die yet,  I haven’t even met Valentino. 




Haute Ads: David Beckham’s Mystery Package….hmm


Becks is a great reason to hate yourself and run to the bathroom and slit your wrists, as he reminds you that you will never……ever…….EVER, look like this.  In his new Armani underwear ad,  for which he was reportedly paid 20 million pounds(DEAD),  the super athlete puts his best……..uh……FOOT, forward.  Honestly,  David is simply just bein David…….flawless.  I hates him………………just kiddin…………………….or am I?

-Z’maji, “Is that a high power black market handgun or are you just happy to see me………..back up dude!”

HAUTE Tunes: Spice Girl Cougars Turn Me On!!!

The Spice Girls have returned older and hotter than ever.  I mean it’s not like they are  ‘gummin’ apple sauce or prunes but I mean I was a preteen when they were last hot.  I’m excited, hot older women rockin’ high-fashion duds and writhing around in a trashy loft apartment just does something for me…..anybody???

Spice Girls – Headlines

Z’maji, “Could the movie Spice World 08′ be far behind? Oh please God let it be”