Category Archives: Rachel Zoe

Rachel Zoe VS Rachel Zoe………Which Robot Is Real?

*Rachel Zoe stacatto rambling* “Couldn’t – You – Just – Uh – Die?”

Of course, I personally could’ve died watchin this, but the delicious blood of Christ has beat back the kunt of death…………I thank you dear Jesus……thank you.  Y’know, the only way you can tell which is the real Rachel Zoe is by the premium strand donkey hair weaving around the hairline.  Everybody knows Rachel Zoe, my boo, don’t wear no premium strand, nothin but midwest trailer shedded flyaways.  That cyborg too did up to be my boo! *gum pop*

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